Sherman Ave Fall Rush 2019

After three years of agonizing guilt, the writers of Sherman Ave are finally ready to come clean: we were the 2016 clowns. Yes. The ones that were terrorizing people across America. At first, it was meant to be a fun hobby, something to do on the weekends and bond with fellow writers. Hey, lets drive to a Target parking lot in Wisconsin and look at strangers, someone would say, and we would all put on our red noses and white makeup and get in the car.

Little did we know the backlash that was about to emerge. People began hunting us down, arming themselves against us, even attacking us. We had no choice but to go into hiding.

Fast forward to 2019 and it couldn’t be a better time to be a clown. They’ve taken over social media apps like Twitter and TikTok. They’re featured in huge blockbusters. They’ve seeped into everyday vernacular. It’s safe to be a clown now. It’s celebrated. 

We’re not hiding anymore, and we want you to join us. Do you have what it takes*?

Apps are due November 3rd at 11:59pm. Apply here: tiny.cc/rushshermanave

See you at the circus,

Sherman

*The ability to juggle?