Get Hooked on Some Sweet Ass Jokes: APPLY FOR SHERMAN AVE YOU DEGENERATE!

Hey. Hey, you. You like jokes? You like getting f*cked up on some phat jokes?

Come over here.

*opens jacket*

Yeah, that’s right baybee, this tweed jacket is lined with hot-off-the-press applications for Sherman Ave, the gnarliest publication this side of The Denver Post.  And we don't have any moral qualms with getting you hooked on this shit.

We’re looking to turn this into a global operation. We’re like Gus Fring in early to mid season 4 of Breaking Bad. And we want you to be our Walter White. With, y’know, less intimidation and murder and general crime, and more pointing out that “Trump” is British slang for “Wet fart.”

Want one of these dopamine-stimulating make-you-feel-empty-inside-when-you're-not-doing-them applications? Well just click here. Unless you’re a fucking narc. In which case, click here.

A couple of things you should know before you head off and start mainlining this sweet sweet devil’s cum we’re seeding the streets with:

• You do not have to be a Northwestern student to apply for Sherman Ave. We take all kinds here.
• Go effing wild.  Have fun with this application! Don’t worry about what you think we want to hear. We want to hear whatever you feel like most represents yourself.

Now get out of here--scram you punks! I think Officer O’Shaughnessy is onto us.

Also HERE'S THE APP AGAIN YOU ARTICLE SKIMMING ASSHATS.