46 Buzzfeed Articles That Will Probably Be Written

• 16 Semen Stains That Look Just Like Ryan Gosling
• 30 Adorable Kittens That Will Give You An Erection If You’re Into Bestiality
• 8 Pictures of Gay Marriages That Will Make You Uncomfortable But You Won’t Say Anything
• 13 Of The Most Original Colonies
• The 1 Best Lance Armstrong Testicles
• 0 Reasons You Love Cleveland
• 19,000,000 New Yorkers That Will Make You Hate New York
• 9 Green Day Songs That Play During Your Most Horrific Nightmares
• 24 Puppies That Don’t Understand Supply-Side Economics
• 44,689 Reasons You Don’t Live In Mississippi
• 16 Things That Are Completely Uncontroversial and Not Very Creative
• 11 Mountains That Are Taller Than You
• 21 Reasons The Pacific Ocean Is Larger Than The Atlantic Ocean
• 8 Precious Kittens That Make You Wonder If The Moon Landing Really Was A Hoax
• 2 UChicago Students Who Have Lost Their Virginity
• 59 Reasons I Shouldn’t Be Paid To Look Up Fucking Gifs All Day
• 29 Things You’ll ONLY Understand If You’re From West Central Oklahoma, Like Not Totally On The Panhandle But Pretty Close To It
• 35 Things You Do With Your Younger Brother Because Everyone Does Them With Their Fucking Younger Brother
• 12 MTV Shows That Resulted In Sex Tapes
• 5 Island Nations
• 63 Bunnies Who Disagree With The Zimmerman Verdict
• 481 Ways to Make a Meal Out of Fucking Nutella Because You’re Worthless
• 96 Signs You’re A Dyslexic Pervert
• 18 Signs That Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Mom Was Right About You
• 71 Ways To Tell That Someone Unfriended You, Unfollowed You And Got A Restraining Order Against You
• 14 Historical Figures Who Would Totally Masturbate To Kanye’s New Album
• 11 Monopoly Properties That Make You Crave Heroin
• 26 Orange Cats Who Have A MAJOR Case Of The Mondays!!!!
• 1283 Pictures of Emma Watson Being Too Hot To Be Hermione
• 14 Different Angles At Which James Franco Could Rub His Forehead On My Vagina
• 16 Ways To Eat Ice Cream And Cry
• The 14 Venereal Diseases You Get From Banging a Thai Prostitute
• 17 Puppy Gifs That Tell The History of White Privilege In America
• 42 Ballsacks That Totally Look Like Peaches!
• 33 Things That ONLY People Born In November Of 1991 Will Understand
• 19 Piles of Dogshit That Look Just Like Margaret Thatcher
• 37 Signs You Require Oxygen To Survive
• 63 Llamas Who Welcomed The Pope Back To South America In Style
• The 16 Most Buddhist Dildoes You’ll Ever See
• 23 Goats That Are Just BEGGING To Be Sacrificed To Cthulhu
• 4 Times That Pippa Middleton
• 12 Disney Songs You Love To Hum While Receiving a Beej From a Coworker
• 40 Sloths Who Don’t Want To Read Another Word of Foucault
• The 5 Coolest Countries in the United Nations Security Council
• 53 Signs You Own A Pair of Shoes

- Ross Packingham and Sir Edward Twattingworth III