A 10 Second Guide to Watching the Daytona 500

A 10 Second Guide to Watching the Daytona 500

Sir Edward Twattingworth III
Advice, Sports
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Alternatively: Sing "The Wheels on the Car Go Round and Round" for the entire race. Step One: Do not watch the Daytona 500.

Step Two: If the instructions were unclear and you failed at Step One, try this.

Step Three: Wait for the Oscars.

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