APPLY OR DIE (a friendly reminder from the good folks at Sherman Ave)

It's no secret that there are some pretty great perks to being a Sherman Ave writer. Here are 25 of them. Apply here.

1. Free Chipotle every third Wednesday of the month

2. Autographed picture of Steve Buscemi to hang on your wall

3. Custom voicemail message recorded by Morty

4. A direct ticket to that circle of hell that only shows Dennis Quaid movies

5. Alcoholism

6. A date with Pippa Middleton, Emma Watson, or Jennifer Lawrence; gentlemen’s choice

7. 52 new facebook friends

8. 736 new facebook notifications (per hour)

9. Complete box set of all 6 seasons of Sex and the City, including both movies

10. Clone of yourself to go to class/work/family reunions for you

11. Subscription to the Steak of the Month club

12. Your parents’ disapproval

13. Advance copies of the next 3 seasons of Game of Thrones

14. The snake Britney danced with on stage during the 2001 VMAs

15. All photographic evidence of your awkward preteen years destroyed

16. Voice lessons from Ashlee Simpson

17. Ryan Gosling. Just. You get him. To keep

18. Candy Crush cheat codes

19. Sexually awkward interactions with other staff members

20. Government shutdown

21. One way ticket for the Kardashians to Jupiter

22. Nickelback concert tickets

23. This t-shirt

24. A million dollars worth of Kraft Mac and Cheese

25. Your own DJ Roomba

Seriously. Apply.