Hey, douchefeather! Apply for Sherman Ave!

Do you like writing hateful things about reasonable people and events?  Do you know every word to every Adele song?  Do you often like to spend solemn holidays getting intoxicated in public?  If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you should probably apply to be a writer on Sherman Ave.  If you answered "no" to any of these questions, you have no conceivable reason for reading our blog.  If you answered "maybe" to any of these questions, we're just going to go ahead and assume you are Carly Rae Jepsen.

Apply HERE!  If you have any questions, feel free to shoot us an e-mail at shermanave1@gmail.com.