Introducing: The Sherman Ave Swag Shoppe
Could it be...!?
Has Northwestern's premier political/historical/alcoholic-humor blog finally started up a capitalistic endeavor designed to raise enough money to pay off their gambling IOU's from last year's Northwestern-University of Chicago Women's Ice Hockey match by selling you shit with their name emblazoned across it!?
That's RIGHT!
Sherman Ave has got a great new Swag Shoppe just for you heinous kids running amok in downtown Evanston. Protest authority, sexual mores, your shitty TA, Illinois drinking laws, and more with our brand new merchandise line!
With an ever increasing range of products, there's sure to be something to please you!
From shirts to sweatpants, we'll try to cover up as much of your body as possible. Want bootylicious lingerie? We've got it. Want to proudly display your affection for Morty or underage drinking at the Keg? We've got just the shirts for you.
We even have a bandanna to gag you with if you open your mouth!
Too far? Well, we guess that's just #HEINOUS.
Check out the new Sherman Ave Swag Shoppe HERE!!!
