Job Applicant Really Hoping No One Else Knows 2007 Microsoft Office Suite

Job Applicant Really Hoping No One Else Knows 2007 Microsoft Office Suite

Sparky Brownwhistle
General Heinous, Local
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ANNVILLE, PA—Turning in a job application to a local consulting firm, local 28-year-old man Max Morgan confirmed that he was entirely banking on none of the other applicants knowing how to use the 2007 Microsoft Office Suite. “It’s really the one thing I have going for me,” said Morgan, who lists the full Microsoft Office Suite as well as the individual programs included in it as special skills on his resumé. “I’ve never actually used Outlook but I am pretty good at PowerPoint,” continued Morgan. “As long as the job only requires that I need to be able to change document margins and add custom slide transitions I’m the perfect candidate.”

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