NEW ORLEANS -- According to a press release from Birdman Jr.'s head of public relations, Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., known by his stage name Lil Wayne, spent his Friday afternoon enthusiastically making final preparations for his 12th Annual Skeet Trip.
Scheduled for December 15 through the 21st, the Skeet Trip is the largest rapper-organized Skeet Trip in the country. Under the direction of Lil Wayne, Lil John, The East Side Boyz, and the Ying Yang Twins, the Skeet Trip has evolved from a weekend trip to blow off some steam and enjoy the company of choice biddies to a weeklong skeeting bonanza in Park City, Utah. The group of rappers and hip hop artists continues to run the highly anticipated skeet trip at the end of every winter break, making it one of the largest lyricist-run-man-juice-ejaculation excursions in the nation (excluding, of course, the Grammy Awards).
According to the Cash Money Records' website, the annual Skeet Trip provides a "fun, social, and adventurous skeeting experience" for the industry's most prolific rappers and emcees, from chilling in hot tubs to skeeting their hearts' out at the ridges of the illustrious Park City Skeet Resort.
Lil Wayne expressed his eager anticipation for the Skeet Trip's peaks, both orgasmic and topographical, while packing his suitcase full of sizzurp and earmuffs.
"All quarter I've been looking forward to this trip. In fact, the thought about skeeting up and down the slopes of Park City's majestic mountainsides -- skeeting nearly nonstop for an entire week, only taking breaks to find somebody else to let me skeet on them -- that's probably what got me through my Psych 220 final during reading week."
When asked to comment on the annual Skeet Trip, Governor and former savior of the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympic Games Mitt Romney was noncommittal, saying, "I've never personally been a big skeeter, but some sportsmen can't get enough. I know my country club offers a state-of-the-art skeeting range, and I wish Mr. Carter the best of luck in all his endeavors, skeeting and otherwise." Added Governor Romney, "Will that help me win the vote of any non-whites in the house?"
Although the Skeet Trip's very name suggests that skeeting on various females is the primary focus of the retreat, Mr. D-Roc of the Ying Yang Twins suggests that the retreat is far from such a single-minded vacation.
"We skeet a lot, for sure. But Skeet Trip is about so much more. The camaraderie, the scenery, the relaxation. All of it may be tied up in this notion of skeeting here and there, but really, we're just here to have a good time."
Added Lil Wayne, "Woo woo woo. Yeah yeah yeah... Bobby Valentino."
