#PurpleYourProfile: The internal monologue of anyone on Facebook today
- Why is her profile photo purple?
- Why is HER profile photo purple?
- Is it purple awareness day
- Why does everyone suddenly have school spirit
- Is this because we won that game against Michigan?
- Was it Madison?
- Milwaukee?
- Marquette?
- SO MANY PURPLE PHOTOS
- My eyes hurt every time I open Facebook
- Ohhhhh it’s for cancer awareness Chevrolet day or something
- Okay this is totally just an ad campaign that everyone is buying into
- Oh my God I can’t believe I just thought that
- I am the salt of the Earth
- No wait is salt of the Earth a good thing or bad thing
- Shit
- *brief Wikipedia search*
- Scum of the Earth. I am the scum of the Earth.
- I should probably change my profile photo too
- But that just makes me a follower
- I am a strong, independent woman
- Maybe I should just try out the purple
- I bet l look good in purple
- NO! RESIST
- Chevrolet will totally use this as a method to steal my personal information
- #HelloNSA
- I am fucking paranoid
- Everyone who changes their profile back to normal after it being purple will get more likes on their original profile photo
- I really need to break 30 likes on my current photo
- Fuck those kids who get more than a hundred likes on every photo
- Do I really define my happiness by the number of Facebook likes I get?
- …
- Yes.
- Okay, I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna change it.
- WHY THE HELL IS MINE PINK.
- Fuckfuckfuck
- Back to the original
- I am the only person on my feed without a purple photo
- SO FUCK YOU, CANCER. FOR MAKING ME SEEM LIKE A BIG HAIRY DOUCHE.
- Fuck Cancer
- Beat Cancer
- #LIVESTRONG
