It’s okay, guys. We have other talents! Like these 25 sports, for example:
- Quidditch
- DDR
- Shower Crying
- Not Being the University Of Chicago
- 12-oz bicep curls
- Women’s Lacrosse
- Geoguessr
- Entitlement
- Pokémon
- Ticket Scalping
- Slacklining
- “Midterms Marathon”
- Hungry Hungry Hippos
- Competitive Self-Deprecation
- Competitive Humblebragging
- Super Smash Bros
- Chastity
- Ultimate Frisbee
- Beer Pong
- Settlers of Catan
- Lakefill Skinny-Dipping
- Shabbat
- Fencing
- Triathlon of Orgo/Bio/Alcoholism
- Dillo Day
Honorable mention:
Dance Marathon - We’re like a personified seizure on the dance floor, but LOOK HOW MUCH CA$H WE PANHANDLED RAISED <3
