10 Reasons New York Fashion Week is Really, Really Drunk

We know they’re lightweights, but come ON. Here’s why we suspect NYFW is sloshed out of its mind.

1. Because hoodie weather is PERFECT for a sleeveless crossword puzzle.

2. Because He-Man wore white after Labor Day.

3. Because someone took inspiration from my brother on Desperately-Need-To-Do-Laundry Day.

4. Because with enough alcohol, the Na'avi turn into leaf magnets.

5. Because this is the moment little Carly graduated from duct-tape bookmarks to duct-tape dresses. 

6. Because you have to be really, really drunk to put Keds on a lampshade.

7. Because the Tin Man, Big Bird, and John Travolta appear to have procreated.

8. Because WATCH OUT IT'S THE WHOMPING WILLOW

9. Because from now on, the world will waste no more time pondering whether monks have nipples.

10. Because how else would someone think to put dominoes on a tennis court?