25 Alternate Ways to Describe Your Fuck Buddy to Your Parents
- He’s a friend.
- He’s a good friend.
- He’s a very good friend.
- This kid I know.
- Brian? You know Brian.
- My boyfriend? Hahaha. That’s so funny.
- Gross! He’s like my brother.
- He’s my business associate.
- We dated for a bit but it didn’t work out. But we’re still very close!
- Hmm? What? I didn’t quite catch that.
- He’s my writing partner. We’re working on a sci-fi horror thriller called “Singularity.”
- We just broke up, actually.
- He’s my Spanish 204 tutor.
- Mom, I told you he’s not my boyfriend. So just drop it.
- You know that Facebook status “It’s complicated?” Well, it’s complicated.
- He’s actually seeing Emily I think. No, yeah, I’m pretty sure they’re back together.
- We slept together once. But we both agreed it was a huge mistake.
- If he was my boyfriend, I’d tell you.
- We don’t like labels.
- We’re being casual about it.
- I’m just waiting until somebody better comes along.
- We’re just living together because the rent is cheaper.
- We’re getting married for tax purposes. It’s a Millennial thing!
- We’re having kids so we have somebody to pass down our business to. Trust me, it’s not a big deal.
- Yeah, we’re getting cemetery plots next to each other. But they’re not next next to each other, you know? Ugh, you guys are so old-fashioned.