17 Things 'D.R.A.M' Might Stand For

Did y’hear? D.R.A.M. is playing at Dillo! I absolutely love that song of his about eating vegetables—what a healthy guy! But I'm not here to talk about D.R.A.M.’s music; I'm here to talk about D.R.A.M.’s name. What’s up with the acronym? What do the letters stand for? What does it all mean? To try to crack the code, I have listed my 17 best guesses below. One of these has to be right, but which one? You decide.

• David Ryan-Anthony Miller
   
• Dylan “Rigid Asshole” Martinez
   
• Daniel Radcliffe Amadeus Mozart
   
• Depressed Rhinos Abuse Morphine
   
• Don’t Rescue Aunt Margaret
   
• Daddy Raised A Misogynist
   
• Dry-Roasted Angus Milk
   
• Diarrhea Randy Analyzes Muttonchops
   
• Dolphins Reproducing Amorphous Marsupials
   
• Delightful Rimjobs: A Memoir
   
• Donald Ruined America’s Middle-Class
   
• Dillo Rapper Actually Magician
   
• Does Rowan Atkinson Makelove?
   
• Duh, Rowan Always Makeslove
   
• Diarrhea Randy Arranges Marriages
   
• Dingus Ringus Aingus Mingus
   
• Dentertainment and Rsports Aprogramming Mnetwork

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