7 Last Minute Gifts That Are Perfect for Your Husband Who’s About to Leave You

Cigar of the Month Club

Give him a little bit of retro-fun with this affordable monthly subscription! Each month he’ll get a cigar with a hand-crafted profile, a unique flavor, and an aroma perfect for covering up the smell of his receptionist’s perfume.

Latitude and Longitude Cufflinks

These cute little cufflinks are engraved with the geographic coordinates of your choosing. Customize them with a special location, like the church where you got married, or the motel where he fucked Sharon for the first time.

Luxury Shaving Kit

This opulent shaving set is just the right amount of indulgent. The retro brush and blade will have him looking forward to shaving, even though he was going to do it anyway because Sharon likes him without stubble. He’ll look so handsome that you’ll be momentarily distracted from thinking about how he’s never changed his appearance for you.

Apple Watch

If your guy’s a techie, this smart-watch by Apple is a perfect way for him to conveniently check the time while he’s making half-hearted love to you.

Leather Satchel

Tasteful and professional, this luxury bag is great for stashing the thong Sharon left in his car.

Premium Whisky

Treat your husband to this barrel-aged rye. He’ll love taking a shot of it as preparation for telling you he’s moving out!

A Lawyer

Your soon-to- be-ex- husband will love having a pal like Jim Gallagher, Attorney at Law, to help him go through the mountains of paperwork necessary to nullify your marriage. Sure, it’s a bit on the expensive side, but he’ll love having someone to finalize the divorce papers while he takes Sharon to Cabo.