Flavors of the Week at Steve’s Ice Cream Shop After His Wife Karen Left Him For Some Redhead Named Carl
Toffee Temptation You Couldn’t Resist And Now My Life Is Over
- Vanilla ice cream with Heath Bar pieces and a chocolate fudge swirl
It’s Bananas That You Think Carl Is Half The Man I Am
- Banana flavored ice cream with macadamia nuts and chocolate chunks
Elephant Tracks You Did Not Cover Up Very Well When I Found Carl’s Gross Orange Hair In Our Shower Drain
- Chocolate ice cream with peanut butter cups and a chocolate fudge swirl
Ginger Spice Is Not Something I Thought You Were Into, But I Guess I Was Wrong About A Lot Of Things
- Vanilla ice cream with pieces of ginger snap cookies
Rocky Road In Our Relationship, I Just Didn’t Think It Was That Bad
- Chocolate ice cream with caramel, chocolate chunks, and a marshmallow swirl
Almond Joy Is An Emotion I Doubt I’ll Ever Feel Again
- Vanilla ice cream with shredded coconut, toasted almonds, and chocolate chunks
Rum Raisin Without The Rum, You All Know Where The Rum Went
- Vanilla ice cream with raisins
Mad About Marzipan and Living Alone In The Good School District That You Wanted
- Vanilla ice cream with a marzipan swirl
Mint Oreo You Are Such A Bitch Karen
- Mint ice cream with pieces of Oreos
Strawberry Cheesecake Is What We Had At Our Wedding, We Were So In Love Then
- Cheesecake flavored ice cream with graham cracker pieces and a strawberry jam swirl
Ultimate Caramel Surprise Of Missing The Way You Smell
- Salted caramel ice cream with pretzel pieces and a caramel swirl
White Chocolate Wish That I Could Stop Crying Myself To Sleep
- Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chunks
Coffee Obsession With You Coming Back Home
- Coffee ice cream with chocolate covered espresso beans
Death By Chocolate And Crippling Loneliness
- Dark chocolate ice cream with pieces of fudge, chocolate chunks, Oreo pieces, and a chocolate fudge swirl
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