Miley Cyrus Mad Libs

Miley Cyrus has declared the act of intercourse to be “a beautiful and magical thing.

…just in CASE you were wondering whether she was still striking terror in the hearts of parents of horny tweens across the country. Or if you were wondering whether sex is indeed a beautiful thing.

Anyways, let us collectively wish an unplanned pregnancy upon this classless strumpet (it seems like the only thing that might actually remove her from Hollywood) with a set of Mad Libs. Simply answer the questions below and fill in the blank spaces as commanded – no cheating!

1. toy
2. your “type” (e.g., athletes, pre-meds, gingers)
3. your favorite sexual position
4. how do you feel after 2 weeks without any sexual activity?
5. how do you like your breakfast in the morning? (adjective)
6. your porn star alias
7. on top or on bottom?
8. #1 person you’d bang if you could
9. verb
10. location
11. interjection
12. the title of your favorite porn movie
13. interjection
14. method of communication
15. depraved sex act (urbandictionary style)
16. noun
17. unclean adjective
18. toy
19. genitalia
20. #2 person you’d bang if you could
21. verb
22. location

Send yours to me at eleanorkinkervoss@u.northwestern.edu, and if your Mad Lib turned out as attention-seeking and degenerate as Ms. Cyrus herself, we just might publish it.

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Oh yeah Come on

You get the [1] out front, ooh-a-ooh Hot [2], every [3], every color Yeah when you’re [4] it can be kinda fun it's really [5] but no one ever discovers

In some ways you're just like all your friends But on stage you're [6]

You get [7] of [8] Chillin' out, take it slow Then you [9] out the [10] You get [7] of [8] and you Mix it all together and you know that it's [7] of [8], The [7] of [8], ([11])

You go the [12] premiers Hear your [13] on the [14] [15]ing two [16] is a little weird But school's cool cuz nobody knows

Yeah you get to be a [17] girl But big time when you play your [18]

You get the [19] of [20] Chillin' out take it slow Then you [21] out the [22]

You get the [19] of [20] and you Mix it all together and you know that it's the [19] You get the [19] of [20].