Sherman Ave Year in Review: 2015 In Quotes

      

“The only person I can date right now is myself.”

-Emma Hartford, McCormick ‘18

“Hey, I didn’t realize when you asked me to see The Wes Anderson Anthology at the Music Box, you were asking me to go on a date.”

-Meg Levin, Communications ‘16

“Ewww. You? Gross.”

-Sasha D’Antoni, Bienen ‘17

“You root for the Eagles. I root for the Giants. We would be doomed from the start.”

-Amy Rosen, SESP ‘18

“You have this reputation and it’s hard to separate the real you from it. Sorry.”

-Myriam Alday, Medill ‘16

“Wait a minute. You’re not Seth Cohen from The O.C.”

-Brook Meester, Weinberg ‘17

“Aren’t you a little old to ask out a freshman?”

-Irin Fairbanks, Communications ‘19

“You’re allergic to too many things for this to work out. What if I want to eat grapefruit around you? I can’t.”

-Carly Bryant, Medill ‘17

“But, you’re poor and I can’t be seen mixing classes. You understand, yes?”

-Heather Marlon, Weinberg '16

“I can’t date a student. End of discussion.”

-Professor Kathrine Kohn , Department of Jewish Studies

“Clint, watching The X-Files in your dorm room is not a good idea for a date.”

-Madison Tenman, McCormick ‘18

“You’re already dating my pledge mom.”

-Angela Eckstein, Weinberg ‘17

“My type is athletic and down to earth. You’re waifish and mean. I don’t mean to be harsh. That’s just the truth.”

-Kara Sanchez, SESP ‘16

“I just don’t believe you would really convert to Judaism for me.”

-Sarah Ovitz, Communications ‘16

“I’m sorry, I just have all these acorns I need to hide for the winter. I don’t have time for a boyfriend.”

-Squirretta L. Squirrelsworth, School of Squirreling ‘18