Nov 4 Nov 4 Student Who Consistently Misses 10 AM Class Confident He Can “Turn it Around” Before Next Midterm Virgil Goldstaff Local, Northwestern Nelson has a track record of not going to classes that meet before noon, but ending up with “sorta decent grades."
Oct 15 Oct 15 Op-Ed: Why Are We Focusing on Homecoming Week When My Dad is Still in Afghanistan? Walter Klondike™ Essays, General Heinous Football may be our greatest American sport, but my greatest role model has yet to come home from the Middle East.
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