The Official Sherman Ave Spring Break Drinking Game

It is officially Wednesday of Spring Break, and that means that, if you are having a good old staycation, you have been sober for far too long. That's why Sherman Ave is here to make this Spring Break more fun for you with our official Sherman Ave Spring Break Drinking Game! Because, as they say, if you can't be on vacation for Spring Break, get drunk!

Take one shot anytime one of the following happens: Every time you find yourself watching an episode of Law and Order SVU Every time a friend snapchats you a picture from an exotic place Every time someone asks you what you are doing this year/summer/with your life Every time you suspect you are the oldest person in a given establishment Every time your parents ask you if you are seeing someone at school Every time you finish a pint of ice cream Every time you get roped into doing chores for your Mom Every time you fall asleep before 11pm Every time you watch The Game Show Network by choice Every time you tell a story about school and omit how drunk/high you were Every four-hour period you go without wearing pants Every time you convince your parents to let you drink with dinner Every time your pale, winter-quarter glow scares someone from home Every time you revisit The Sims and make them Woo-hoo Every time you see a FreeCreditReport.com commercial

TWO SHOT BONUSES FOR THE FOLLOWING: If you realize the closest pot dealer to your house is a junior in high school If you manage to hook up with the only other person home for spring break at the same time If you can successfully avoid putting any effort into anything over the week of Spring Break

-Sloppy Burnside