Writer For Satirical Online Paper Criticized For Making Too Many Lists
Evanston, IL - Second year writer, Officer Richard “Dick” Fuzz, was confronted by editor Clint Taurus earlier this summer for “copping out” and “making too many lists” to be published on the unnamed online publication. Officer Richard “Dick” responded with his reasons for making so many lists:
- They’re more fun to read.
- Isn’t this fun?
- They’re more fun to write.
- This is fun.
- They take up more space with fewer words.
- Milk
- Sugar
- Bananas
- Toilet paper
- Tampons
- Oops wrong list
- Skydive
- Backpack around Europe
- Lose my virginity
- Ugh wrong list again
Officer Richard “Dick” Fuzz promised to lay off on the lists and we think she’s off to a great start. Yes, Officer Richard “Dick” Fuzz is a lady. No one was more shocked than Officer Richard “Dick” Fuzz.
