Moving: Literally No One Murdered This 19-Year-Old Boy When He Told Them He Wrote-In Harambe

If you need to hear an uplifting story, look no further. 

Donald Trump winning the electoral college and becoming the president-elect of The United Sates is a crushing disappointment for probably around 51% of the Americans who voted in the 2016 election. 

If you are one of those people, someone who needs inspiration and to be uplifted in this difficult, dark time for our country, then you have found it.

Clive Roberts, a 19-year-old boy from Dublin, Ohio found that his views aligned most with Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton. However, Roberts wanted a dope snapchat, and he also loves dank memes. When Roberts told a room full of his peers that instead of voting for Clinton, he wrote in “Harambe,” the name of a silverback gorilla who was shot and killed in May at a Cincinnati Zoo, literally no one in the room murdered him! 

How inspiring. Of the nine people in the room, only two grabbed knives! One woman punched Roberts in the face, but all that did was give him a bloody nose. She didn’t even ALMOST murder him! 

Roberts is concerned that if his sister finds out he wrote-in Harambe, he will be murdered. He is, however, more concerned about whether or not you guys think Hayley will give him a blowjob after his semi-formal. 

We hope she doesn’t. Or maybe she does, but she uses a lot of teeth.