Real Life Orange is the New Black? This Woman Was Arrested for Manslaughter

Ever since that jaw-dropping season finale, we’ve all been waiting impatiently for the fourth season premiere of the hit Netflix show Orange is the New Black, streaming on June 17th. But until then, one big fan has taken it upon herself to bring a little bit of Litchfield antics to her hometown of Deerfield, Illinois, where she was recently arrested for upwards of 6 murders over the course of 3-5 years! Nice!

With her blonde hair, blue eyes, and classic orange jumpsuit, Deerfield resident Patricia Walker has clearly pulled out all the stops for her Piper Chapman costume. Not only that, but three of her victims, found buried underneath her garden shed, are African-American. You know what that means: chocolate and vanilla swirl!

And just like our favorite inmate Piper in season one, Walker is going to have to learn the ropes around her new home. And if she’s anything like Piper, she’d better look out for awkward showers, vengeful exes, and a head cook with a fiery temper! But while Piper is only spending 15 months in prison, Walker has a sentence of 60 years with no possibility of parole. Talk about commitment!

So how about a big hats off to Patricia Walker! Some people may call you a “monster” or a “psychopath,” but just like Suzanne and Doggett, I’m sure we’ll grow to love you after a flashback episode or two. Who knows? Maybe you’ll even find love in prison. But until then, lesbian request denied!