Report: Person Who Invited You to Party Has Closer Friends Here

SOME APARTMENT, Evanston – Noting your flustered and anxious appearance, reports from the off-campus party you are currently attending have confirmed that the person who convinced you to come in the first place has closer friends here. “At first he got here and said hi to his one close friend and a couple of other people,” stated one of many witnesses to your half-hearted attempts to mingle with fellow party-goers. “But now he just keeps uncomfortably switching between checking his phone, going to the bathroom, and kind of weirdly standing on the edge of his friend’s conversation. And he’s definitely not drunk enough to start talking to someone he doesn’t know here.” At press time you had convinced yourself to take a final lap from one end of the apartment to other before informing your friend that you had to head out.