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It’s Time We Unshackle NU: Divest from Coca-Cola University
AND is in our DNA. Education AND profit. Coke AND Sprite. But with your help, we can Unshackle NU.
Freshman Guide: Dropping Wildcat Welcome Friends
A long-hallowed Northwestern tradition: Dropping those loser friends like a sack of steaming garbage as soon as you realize they actually suck.
Freshman Guide: The North Korean Missile Crisis
"Go to the activities fair and put your email down for every single club just in case."
If Raskolnikov from Crime and Punishment Went Through Sorority Recruitment
On an exceptionally cool evening early in January a young man came out of Elder Hall in which he lodged...
The Top 7 Six Flags Rides to Meet Your First College Lay
Ask anyone and they'll tell you about the life-changing post-Six Flags orgies that literally defined their college experience.
The Official Sherman Ave Wildcat Welcome 2015 Party Schedule
A complete, comprehensive map detailing what social gatherings remain during Wildcat Welcome 2015.
Are You Sure You Wanna be a PA? The Pros and (Mostly) Cons
Con: You cannot say welcome week… or the word dorm.
Freshman Says He Can "Really Taste the Hops" of Keystone Light
Prefers an "earthier" beer
A Northwestern Reference Guide
All the terms you need to know as a student at Northwestern University.
Sherman Ave’s Transfer Student Guide
Transfers, don't think Sherman Ave forgot about you. Sherman Ave ♥'s transfers.