"As soon as you lock eyes with a student rep, they will see you as a human being. A human being they can take complete control of.
All tagged Freshman Guide
Freshman Guide: Dropping Wildcat Welcome Friends
A long-hallowed Northwestern tradition: Dropping those loser friends like a sack of steaming garbage as soon as you realize they actually suck.
Freshman Guide: The North Korean Missile Crisis
"Go to the activities fair and put your email down for every single club just in case."
Freshman Guide: Ghosts
Ghost prevention is no joke.
Freshman Guide: Northwestern Slang
5) "Sailing team party”: Basement orgy
Freshman Guide: South Campus vs. North Camps
"Whether it’s painting the rock or manually breaking rocks with pickaxes, NU has something for everyone."
Freshman Guide: Fainting
It's time to learn the Dos and Do Nots of unconsciousness
Freshman Guide: Asking Someone Out
You would rather live with rejection than regret, right?
Freshman Guide: Homecoming Gameday
Lesson 1: The homecoming dance in college is way more important than it was in high school. Secure a date ASAP.
Freshman Guide to Funtacular Dorm Room Decorations
Decorating is only a chore if you make it one! Let the dark spirits in your heart free and have fun with it!
The Foolproof Roommate Test
These six questions could make all the difference
Friendly Reminders for Thanksgiving Break
Your friends are all gonna be pretty fat now, probably
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Achieving Zen
A step-by-step guide to finding inner peace and coping with midterm frustration
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Escaping Medical Quarantine
You're sick and they're suggesting you stay inside? NICE TRY NORTHWESTERN.
How to Get a Guy to Ask for Your Number: A Guide for Fraternity Rushees, from Females
If you're a dude who needs another dude's number, this is the guide for you
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The Guy's Guide to a Dance Floor Make-Out
There's no place more romantic!
So Your Roommate Is a Demon
A guide to living with a disciple of evil and damnation
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: The Dos and Don'ts of Being Sick
College is a big yucky Petri dish of sneezing, really.
Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Horses
We're definitely not "horsin'" around! HAHAHAHAHAHA